Waiting Room USA Magazine – Online Edition

The next time anyone feels like GOD can’t use them, just remember…
Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
Leah was ugly
Joseph was abused
Moses had a stuttering problem
Gideon was afraid
Samson had long hair and was a womanizer
Rahab was a prostitute
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young
David had an affair and was a murderer
Elijah was suicidal
Isaiah preached naked
Jonah ran from God
Naomi was a widow
Job went bankrupt
Peter denied Christ
The Disciples fell asleep while praying
Martha worried about everything
The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once
Zaccheus was too small
Paul was too religious
Timothy had an ulcer.
AND Lazarus was dead!

Now! No more excuses!
God can use you to your full potential.

Reginald C. Holt

GOD Is Busy

If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks!!!!!!

A United States Marine was taking some college courses between

assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of

the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the

ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the

ceiling and flatly stated, GOD if you are real then I want you to knock me

off this platform. I’ll give you exactly 15 min.’

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.. Ten minutes

went by and the professor proclaimed, ‘Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.’

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his

chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the

platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in

silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at

the Marine and asked, ‘What in the world is the matter with you? ‘Why did

you do that?’

The Marine calmly replied, ‘GOD was too busy today protecting America ‘s

soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an

idiot. So He sent me.’

The classroom erupted in cheers!